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Nike Presents: Roger Federer in “Fly Swatter” - Federer vs. Fly: Game, Set, Match [x]
11 may 2013
rome masters draw ceremony. for the first time in an age federer is given a reasonable draw. not a nadal in sight. federer fans across the world rejoice and praise the heavens; there will be celebrations tonight.
up above, the draw gods look down and observe the joy. ‘federer-nadal quarterfinal at roland garros?’ one of them whispers. another nods. a loud cackling echoes across the heavens.
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this scenario is the worst scenario ever possible. and let it all happen in Mr D’s half and i will slit my wrists
positive side to the story would be I get to see a Fedal match but on the other hand I rly don’t want to burst out in tears and sob grossly in a very crowded stadium full of happy Spaniards and angry Swiss
daily-stream-of-consciousness:
The Rivalry // Chapter 24 ⇢ ATP World Tour Masters 1000 Madrid 2011, SF
R. Nadal def R. Federer 5-7 6-1 6-3
daily-stream-of-consciousness:
The Rivalry // Chapter 22 ⇢ Barclays ATP World Tour Finals 2010, F
R. Federer def R. Nadal 6-3 3-6 6-1
daily-stream-of-consciousness:
The Rivalry // Chapter 23 ⇢ ATP World Tour Masters 1000 Miami 2011, SF
R. Nadal def R. Federer 6-3 6-2
daily-stream-of-consciousness:
The Rivalry // Chapter 21 ⇢ ATP World Tour Masters 1000 Madrid 2010, F
R. Nadal def R. Federer 6-4 7-6(5)
let’s get down to business
to defeat the clay
did they send me mishits
when i asked you to slay
you’re the biggest dork i ever met
but you can bet before we’re through
mister i’ll make a g.o.a.t out of youuuu
//
gucci as a model
but a dork within
once you find your forehand
you are sure to win
you’re an ageing grandpa of the tour
and you haven’t played your best
somehow i’ll make a g.o.a.t. out of youuu
//
you’re never gonna catch a break
the draw gods are out to kill you
boy, was I a fool for thinking they’d be kind
RG’s got me scared to death
hoping you don’t crash out early
now I really wish that sport wasn’t a thing
//
be a g.o.a.t.
you must be swift as an ace down the line
be a g.o.a.t.
with all the force of a cross-court smash
be a g.o.a.t.
with all the strength of a forehand winner
seventeen time grand slam winning champioooon
“GRAND SLAM MAN” BEGONE, THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE SONG
Madrid 3R: Roger suffered an un-characteristic loss to Kei Nishikori in 3 sets; 4-6, 6-1, 2-6.
daily-stream-of-consciousness:
The Rivalry // Chapter 20 ⇢ATP World Tour Master 1000 Madrid, F
R. Federer def R. Nadal 6-4 6-4
daily-stream-of-consciousness:
The Rivalry // Chapter 19 ⇢ Australian Open 2009, F
R. Nadal def R. Federer 7-5 3-6 7-6(3) 3-6 6-2
daily-stream-of-consciousness:
The Rivalry // Chapter 18 ⇢ Wimbledon 2008, F
R. Nadal def R. Federer 6-4 6-4 6-7(5) 6-7(8) 9-7
“This is the greatest match I’ve ever seen” ~ J. McEnroe
daily-stream-of-consciousness:
The Rivalry // Chapter 17 ⇢ RG 2008, F
R. Nadal def R. Federer 6-1 6-3 6-0
daily-stream-of-consciousness:
The Rivalry // Chapter 16 ⇢ ATP MS Hamburg 2008, F
R. Nadal def R. Federer 7-5 6-7(3) 6-3
